You know, in that tidal wave of Syrian refugees, there has gotta be some good people, hard workers, people who want to become Americans and who would make good ones. We oughta skim the cream of the crop. Obama wants to take 10,000? Go for it.
Go to the biggest refugee camp, the one closest to Syria. Pitch a big tent. Raise the American flag outside. In side have cold CocaCola and hot coffee, courtesy of the house. Have a bunch of Syrian Americans, who speak Arabic do the interviewing. Ask for their family names, parents, siblings, cousins, uncles, aunts, nieces, and nephews. Run family names against US blacklists. Reject those with Islamist terrorist family. Accept the obvious winners, medical doctors, engineers, technicians, businessmen. Accept married men (they must have wife and kids with them) Accept unaccompanied minors who look like they could get themselves adopted in America. Accept single young men who express a desire to become US citizens, and/or enlist in the US armed forces. Accept Christians, Yazidis, Druze, Jews and any other non Muslims that there might be.
Reject anyone suspected of ISIS leanings, or activity. Reject anyone who admits to criminal activity, drug running, and the like. Reject anyone educated in a madrassa. Reject anyone who looks, acts, talks, or dresses suspiciously. Reject anyone on US blacklists.
Issue a temporary US passport and air tickets to the accepted. Tell them we are offering them a chance to become Americans. Tell them if they show disloyalty to the United States, get caught communicating with Islamic terrorists, or get in trouble with the law, they will be shipped right back here, in handcuffs.
Wanna bet we could fill our quota of refugees with good useful citizens? And let the Europeans cope with the dregs we leave behind? And we could make some heart warming propaganda video showing happy refugees debarking on US soil, finding jobs and housing, sending their children to US public schools.
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